This Was NOT Me

May 20, 2010

…but it could have been, if I’d been to Grand Central recently. Today, on Overheard in New York (as a disclaimer, this particular bit of poop humor is not kid-friendly):

…Just Like It Says on My T-shirt.

Drunk girl #1, shouting into bathroom: What you still doing in here?
Drunk girl #2: I’m shittin!
Drunk girl #1: Ew! What you doin that for? I wait til I get home and shit in my own bathroom.
Drunk girl #2: Girl, fuck that! If I gotta shit, I’ma shit!

–Grand Central

Way back when, I told a story about my friend who wouldn’t poop at a party, and had to wait until he got home. I pooped at the party.

…Just Like It Says on My T-shirt.

Drunk girl #1, shouting into bathroom: What you still doing in here?
Drunk girl #2: I’m shittin!
Drunk girl #1: Ew! What you doin that for? I wait til I get home and shit in my own bathroom.
Drunk girl #2: Girl, fuck that! If I gotta shit, I’ma shit!

–Grand Central

…Just Like It Says on My T-shirt.

Drunk girl #1, shouting into bathroom: What you still doing in here?
Drunk girl #2: I’m shittin!
Drunk girl #1: Ew! What you doin that for? I wait til I get home and shit in my own bathroom.
Drunk girl #2: Girl, fuck that! If I gotta shit, I’ma shit!

–Grand Central

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Glamorous.

May 17, 2010

Guys, astronauts poop too. Difference with them is, they have to be trained in how to get the job done. Here’s the video on Boing Boing, complete with several astronauts’ personal favorite techniques. Enjoy it.

C is for…

May 4, 2010

After a grueling week, I have finally finished the bulk of my work for the semester. And I have not been feeling so good. I’m having trouble sleeping, and moreover I can’t seem to find the right food balance. It seems like every time I eat a meal, no matter what it is, I come out full (volume-wise), but nutritionally lacking. Hence I just went out and bought cookies, of the chocolate chip variety. I feel better already. I’m extra sensitive to what I’m eating, constantly watching for problematic Crohn’s foods, and also just making sure I have enough of everything I need because my constitution is so weak. I get really light headed really fast if I don’t get enough to eat or drink, and so I’m really wary of it. I think this week was a confluence of stress, an erratic schedule, eating poorly, and just being nervous that I might pass out during a test! (I didn’t, though, I made it through 3 of 4, and the last one is easy.)